I thought you might like to know what I do in my spare time, like when I’m not tickling unruly children into submission or washing away all thought of my stressful life with boxes of wine.
I fish animal skeletons out of creeks.
I caught a big one, ma!
This was a deer who made his untimely exit not quite long enough ago for his flesh to be completely gone. But he made up for dying young by becoming a biology lesson for my four year old Ethan. Since we had found the jawbone of a carnivore only minutes before, we compared teeth and learned the difference between them.
I thought I’d draw you in with shock value, then toss you this little kernel of beauty at the end.
My kind of pedicure.
This is one of my favorite places in the world to be. It’s Otter Creek on the Blue Ridge Parkway in Virginia, about 40 minutes or so from my house and just downstream from the as yet undiscovered rotting deer carcass. If only there was a “just pause it” for days like this.